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趣味学英文—— 漂亮吗(Beautiful )

2018-03-29 20:46:24


1 漂亮吗?

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"


律师刚刚从麻醉手术后醒来,他的妻子正坐在他的身边。他睁开眼说:“你真美!”然后他又睡着了。他的妻子从来没有听到过他这样说,于是她留在他身边。

一两分钟后,他睁开眼说:“你很可爱!”于是,妻子很失望,因为不是“美丽”,是“可爱”了。她问,“怎么不是'美丽'了?”他回答说“药劲消失了!”


2 拉倒吧

After an elderly couple starts getting forgetful, they visit their doctor. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes.

When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"

"Nonsense," says the husband. "I can remember a dish of ice cream."

"Well, I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it," the wife replies.

"My memory's not all that bad," says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I don't need to write it down."

He goes into the kitchen, and his wife hears pots and pans banging.

The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.

She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"


一对老年夫妇开始变得健忘后,他们去看了医生。他们的医生告诉他们,很多人觉得自己给自己写小纸条有用。

当他们回到家时,妻子说:“亲爱的,请你去厨房给我拿些冰淇淋?也许写下来你就不会忘记?”

“胡说,”丈夫说。“我能记得一碟冰淇淋。”

“好,上面加些草莓和奶油,”妻子回答说。

“我的记忆不是那么坏,”丈夫说。 “没问题–带草莓和奶油的冰淇淋,我不需要写下来。”

他走进厨房,他的妻子听到锅碗瓢盆的乒乓声。

丈夫终于走出厨房,并展示给他的妻子一盘熏肉和鸡蛋。

她看着盘子问:“嘿,我要的烤面包片在哪儿?”

(编者提示,就是用笔记下来了,妻子也不记得自己要的是什么啦,所以,拉倒吧!)



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